Dog Bowl

High-school idiots with beautiful jawlines inspired me to write more than well adjusted adults. Yeah, back when I was 18 and I thought everyone around me was a god and I the only mortal. Now I think it’s easier to live off the land, fish for my food and eat out of a dog bowl than to keep up an apartment. Easier on my back and easier on my soul. Honestly, swim in the ocean, you’ll feel as good as you do after you get that report done. Go spear fish in the rain, and watch that stupid sun set on the Costco sale long board. Little kids will see you and throw themselves into the ocean with their keys and phone on them. Then you’ll know real power.

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